Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.-Elbert Hubber
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.-Lana Turner
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.-Ron White
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.-Bill Cosby
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.-Frank Sinatra
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.-Jim Carrey
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.-Steve Martin
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